value of people

The greatest value of meeting good people is not what you get from them, but the better person you become because of them.

Discipline

No discipline seems pleasant at that time but painful. Later on, it produces a harvest of righteousness and peace for those who have been trained by it.

~Hebrews 12:11

lie detector robot

A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie.

He decides to test it at dinner.

DAD: Son, where were you today during school hours?

SON: At school *Robot slaps Son*

SON: OK,I went to the movies.

DAD: Which one?

SON: Toy Story *Robot slaps son again*

SON: OK, it was Day with a Porn Star.

DAD: WHAT? When I was your age I didn't even know what porn was! *Robot slaps Dad*

MOM: HAHA! After all he's your son. *Robot slaps mom*